Irony

bad hair day

I'm pining for someone

what a knob

lager lout

eyes shall not weary them

Fear of Barack Planet

(heartfelt and very bloody relieved congratulations to That One.)

the witching hour

sporktacular

eyeballs

bunch of skinheads

fun guy

vacant stare

Mentioned In Dispatches! - http://25tolife.net/justdoit/2008/10/17/the-eyes-have-it

brush with greatness

digital

cell mates

David Clickinson

peg it

screwhead

pipe down